Client conversation while I, the computer expert that I am, set up the laptop for a client meeting:
"Wow, this is a really nice place to meet. What is that card that Nick is putting into the laptop for?" - Client
"It's a wireless card... For the internet" - Employer #2
"Oh, that is really neat. I would like to do that at our house, but it seems silly for one computer." - Client
"We just wanted to make sure we didn't have any messy wires everywhere." - Employer #2
"Are you telling me your whole house is wireless?" - Client
I am the only person who smiled at the comment. I guess you have to be some kind of Internet Expert to get that one.