Job Announcement

You have to read the whole thing for it to be funny. This is from my boss to send out to the company.

I am pleased to announce that Nick will assume the responsibility for all the MEAP Region Inventory Management, effective immediately. Since February 2008, Nick has been the MEAP Region Inventory Manager responsible for the Middle East North and South. Nick will now additionally cover the Asia Pacific North and South Areas. He will continue to report to Bob Dyer and is based in Dubai. Additionally reporting to Nick will be Derek, Joanne, and Angie based in Singapore, and Peter based in Perth, Australia.

Nick began his career with us in 2006 and has held positions as Warehouseman, Field Sales, and Later Inventory Coordinator in North America based in Midland, Texas.

During his leisure time Nick enjoys taking long walks on the beach, vacationing in cities where there are riots, and drinking beer with Blondes.

Nick possesses a BS in Business Administration from Regis University.

Please join me in congratulating and welcoming Nick into his new expanded role.